Top Ten Signs My Dad's Crazy

Lovely sentiment to share just after Father's Day I know, but what the hey..

10. Saves talcum powder by collecting it from the floor and putting it in a ziplock bag under the bathroom basin (ahem)
9. If you throw something out even remotely still usable (or not), he'll up-end the large green bin and retrieve it, storing it for no particular reason the next twenty years.
8. Saves water by collecting it in containers prior to the hot tap water kicking in.
7. Doesn't flush to save water.
6. Will go the movies in a torn jumper and old shoes, and yet insists on wearing ties to an informal lunch.
5. Collects sticks to be used for various purposes (such as paint stirrers).
4. Will put on a saucepan of milk, and come back to a mostly exploded kitchen.
3. Will start a house renovation project and never finish it (typically finished by tradespeople five years later).
2. Will sit down in front of a movie half way through and then start asking questions about it.
1. Likes to cook at 2 o'clock .. in the morning. I love ya, dad .. ya freak.