Vital Statistics

Maybe a little about myself. 6'1", 75 kgs, wavy short blonde hair, piercing blue eyes, at least that's how I'd like to look. But seriously, I'm gonna post whatever to this blog. I'll attempt (badly) to be funny, try and be political (what's a political?), crap on a lot about movies and other popular culture, occasionally post a photo that might take my fancy (all clean here) and all over try and work out who I am as a person. Yes, what makes me tick, what drives me, why God put me on this earth, how much money I earn in a week, whether I should go for waffles or danish, whether my IQ of 56 can be improved upon and how do they manage to individually wrap those slices of cheese. Or maybe I could just talk about telly and movies. A lot. Too much. Or not at all. Whatever.
And I think I may have just written the opening voiceover to a new tv sensation. No, not really. As Woody Allen once said: "Can I go now?"