My League Of Decency

In my league of decency... there is no piracy
In my league of decency... everyone indicates when they turn a corner in their car
In my league of decency... no one drinks Coca Cola
In my league of decency... people only diss other people to their faces
In my league of decency... everyone loves ET
In my league of decency... there is a plot to use the San Andreas fault line to turn the US into a group of small islands
My league of decency... only uses Linux
In my league of decency... John Lasseter is the creative director
In my league of decency... everyone owns a female golden retriever
My league of decency... likes to eat lots of burritos and kebabs
In my league of decency... no one eats potato chips
My league of decency... resides in quiet open plan
In my league of decency... we have our own trains, which run every five minutes and there's a seat with everyone's name on it, and is free
In my league of decency... we have our own trams, which run below ground and is free
In my league of decency... we all have our own personalised farts
In my league of decency... the theme song was written by Ryan Adams
In my league of decency... the mascot is ALF
In my league of decency... Michael Bay movies are used for coasters
In my league of decency... we only listen to music on vinyl LP
If my league of decency was turned into a tv series... it would be written and directed by Joss Whedon
If my league of decency was turned into a movie... it would be written and directed by Steven Sodebergh
If my league of decency was turned into a comic book... it would be written by Stan Lee and pencilled by John Romita
If my league of decency was turned into a musical... it would be written by Rodgers & Hammerstein
If my league of decency was turned into a play... it would be written by David Mamet
In my league of decency... people only walk on the left
My league of decency... dresses in Armani
In my league of decency... everyone has a utility belt
In my league of decency... everyone has an IQ below 75
and in my league of decency... everyone's FUCKIN DECENT