Jenny Craig's Weight Gain Plan

Know the easiest way to put on weight?

 

Spend two weeks working longer hours than usual.

 

You're sitting down a lot staring at a blinding screen.

 

You tend to do less exercise as a result.

 

You become lazy.

 

As a result you cook less.

 

As a result you eat out more.

 

You eat out at vending machines *a lot*.

 

My tally for today has been:

Breakfast cereal and a banana (good start)

Toast (ok)

Tea

Thick steaming roast beef sandwich (uh-oh)

with tomato and lettuce (okay)

An apple (yay!)

4 small bars of rock hard nougat (ouch!)

A Kit Kat (double ouch!)

A bag of Dorito's (triple ouch!)

Some fries, party pies, spicy chicken and what not at Friday night drinks (here it comes...)

An orange juice, skinny late, coke, V and a bottle of water (almost here...)

 

GODDAMn, I've gotta go to the crapper...